Coda:

All this usability and academia stuff, frankly, is secondary to being husband to Cheryl and father to Travis and Drew.

2 of us at dusk at castle near alla madonna

Family cult movies:

The Three Amigos

The Birdcage

Bandits

Great moments in cinema

"They called us scum-sucking pigs. US!"

"Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there."

"May I take your purse, as usual, or for the first time?"

"I'm having a left-side problem."

Two More Jokes:

Funniest clean joke:

Dumb guy (fill in your favorite politically-correct dumb-guy category) buys a jig-saw puzzle – 50 pieces. He works on it night and day for two weeks, and finally gets it put together.

He calls his friend (he’s not THAT dumb – he does know how to use a phone), and says “Hey, I just put together this 50-piece jig-saw puzzle in only two weeks.”

The friend says, “Two weeks? Is that good?”

Our dumb guy replies, “Is that good? That’s GREAT! On the box it says ‘Two to four years.’”

Funniest dirty joke:

Call 512-657-3924.